mareeps:

today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out

“MY BOOBS HURT”

“I NEED A MAN”

“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”

“I CANT DRIVE”

“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”

(Source: drarna)

cuntdywin:

me



spellboundnails:

Watercolor Effect
I got so much interest in my Fox and the Hound nails (as well as the background for these nails) that I decided to share a pic of just the background.
It’s a nearly watercolor effect created with saran wrap. I started with a base of two coats of white and used saran wrap to dab on blue, mint, purple, pink, and yellow. Let the white dry completely, but do the saran wrap dabbing all in one sitting so the colors blend a little. You may need to go back with the blue (I did) or one of the other colors if they get a bit lost in the blend.
pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]
adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal
You don’t even know how hurtful your words to me are.

(Source: zxcvbnmloldiaz)

It’s a shame how being nice seems to get you nowhere in life.

do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that

(Source: urbancatfitters)


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